We have the technology…

The greatest advertising mascot of all time.

The body of one the greatest sex symbols of the decade

With the head of a smoking camel.

We call it “Jamela Camelson.”

Sex appeal for the older customers.

Cartoonish fun for the kiddies.

We’ll make more money than ever!

Imagine if you will…

A talk-show host capable of leaping the hood of a car

Who discusses losing weight and random kindness

While slam-dunking from a standing start

Eight feet from the pole

Omikerah Jorfrey!

It might work on MTV

No… I guess not

Sumo Doggy Dogg-San

Literally the biggest music star ever

Capable of bustin’ a rhyme about poppin’ caps

While lumbering around in a vat of rice

Always remember to bow respectfully to your opponent

Before bustin’ out your gat and smokin’ dat foo

 ha- Ha!

What must it be like to have all the cool in the world???

Steve only knows...