Let me tell you the story of the Gas Pumpin' Hat. 

My sister Karo brought it to the family union a few years back. When she put it on she explained that she keeps it in her car because when she is driving alone at night and needs to stop and buy gas she she wears the hat. When guys see her they leave her alone. Her picture is the first one on this page. Click on it to see it actual size.  I think you'll agree with me that she did not need the hat.